I have definitely not spent hours and hours on company time reading and laughing quietly to myself at tons of past "not me" posts because I am definitely not a long time "not me" reader/laugher but first time poster because I've always been too chicken to post before.
But everyone needs a good laugh at themselves, right? And there's a first time for everything. So here it goes.
Sorry though...you won't be laughing at me because I have it all together and most definitely did not walk around the house the other morning trying to get ready for work wearing only a very short, fleece zip-up sweatshirt because my nice, tush covering, long robe was being washed. And then a couple days later I surely wasn't the one to wear a similar fleece zip-up around all day with the tags still on and tucked into the pocket because I had just purchased it and wasn't sure I wanted to keep it. No, not me.
I am also not the one who dressed in an outfit yesterday, only to fall asleep in it while watching TV, get up in the morning, take a shower and proceed to put on that same outfit. No, that was my friend - not me. She did want you to know that she did have the decency to put on new under garments, however.
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